it gets really interesting at 1:08/2:50

"my grandfather had married one of my step mothers from the first husband, and so my grandfather would also be my steop father and also my mother would also be my sister, my step sister"

no imagine.
"my grandfather had married one of my step mothers from the first husband, and so my grandfather would also be my stepfather and also my mother would also be my sister, my step sister (continued my way) who is also married to my nephew which makes my stepmother my niece-in-law but she got married to my other cousin who is also married to me but she got married after me which makes her the second wife so we're pretty much fellow wifes in that sense. yeah."

so i figured the family tree would probably look something like this.



haha. but on a serious note. THIS shouldnt be happening. it makes us really confused people, we're confused as it is. like COE at $2. damn. hahaha.

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/singaporeseen/viewContent.jsp?commentPageNo=1&id=41654#comment

I'm quite amazed at how this is actually happening. i mean, seriously. shame on you. but the act aside. i thought the comments are truly the highlight of this entry. you get this from ppl.


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"i heard some even had sex. Does the muslim law allow this?? "
-does christianity or any other religion for that matter condone such an act? no. and there is no link whatsoever of the stomp post to muslims. i dont get you. furthermore, it is their choice and not the religions so they will atone for their sins when time comes. so will the others.
"later make more muslim bad for the country"
-i am appalled at what you just said. cause seriously, they're soo gonna track down your ip address and throw you in. haha.

these are probably just comments from 17yr olds. since they did reflect "that MOST girls after year 1991 lost their virgins.". but is this the impression 17 yr olds have on islam, sex, virginity and having more muslim being a crisis for the country. i may not be the best person to talk abt religions but i say, dont mess with them religions cause whatever religion it is. its got some things in common. it keeps us saint, its the other voice that keeps us from making clones of ourselves, its the opposition to all the mistakes that we are doomed to make and it teaches only good things.

so i went to get breakfast for the family. nothing huge, a norm but this morning was special. i knew it was.

i saw this redhead auntie. i mean she had this ronald mcdonald redhead kinda redhead head. imagine ronald mcdonalds in an auntie tube and shorts. yup. made my day. made my fucking day.
so there you go big breakfast in the drain. hahaha.

& there was this girl wearing this fur coat at town. omg! you know how freaking hot it was at town at 1400hrs. urgh. i dont get it. and it didnt look good on her. maybe she was trying to hard. too HOT to handle? hahaha.

& just so you know. i have nothing against aunties. really.

lets start with me. i dont play football. ouhkie fine. this entry is not about me.

lets tune in to kidscentral or okto now they call it. SINGAPORE FOOTBALL GALACTICO advert. a 10yr old kid, maybe 12 but it doesnt matter, said something i thought was quite hilarious. he said " football is my only future" with a stong distinct malay accent. fine malay accent no problem but FUTURE? are you kidding me? sure, he's young but reality check hello! so quit school and play voiddeck soccer since its your future. parents, hello! problem here. *presses the emergency alarm button*("once the button is pressed, we have to fight", that button). hahaha.

but seriously, true, we've got fandi ahmad. hello! fandi. legend. but what is he now? a legend. cause it ended. please kids. you should dream abt being doctors or lawyers or engineers. you know, you should be engineers( hahaha, trying to sell myself). i mean, true 60% (figures are made up) doctors say you have to go for further examinations to get moolahs, lawyers lie all the time and engineers well, usually end up as physics or maths teachers but we should dream BIG! [or they dont date cause they associate every shitnats with newtons laws(newton is not so much a player)] omg! the brackets. shit. hahaha.
"saya MAHU MENjadi angkasawan" which i got from some guy's msn nick. translates "i want to be an astronaut". i've got c6 for malay so i hope i did it correctly.
chances=zero
but come on! lets dream! hahaha. sheesh. "why so serious?" which contradicts the "but seriously," at the start of this passage. hahaha. omg! screwed.

but if you're still interested to make " football is my only future" then the consent form is the link below.
http://kidscentral.mediacorptv.sg/Shout/aug08/football_galacticos/sfg-consent-form.doc
=)

its funny how i started the day. i was on the way to camp when some former recruit asked me to get him some ciggs.
so being the non smoker i am, i had no idea what brands and flavours and whatnots. so he msged me this. marlboro chill.
so i went 7elevens to get it for him, and the conversation goes like this.

auntie: yes boy(wth!), what do you want?
me: auntie, could i get marlboro chill, please?
auntie: ic boy? (i was like omg! how did you know i was abt to get my ic back. but thats besides the point)
me: nah! (flashing my still 11b)
auntie: next chill isit boy?
me: eerr. let me check with my friend.
friend: hello mister.
me: bitch marlboro no chill dumb. ice mint isit?
friend: eh. yeah yeah.
me: thanks. the auntie fucking me already, thanks. ( army lingo army lingo for scolding i guess)
friend: haha. then pump the auntie.
me: thanks.

as i paid for the unfamiliar ciggs, the auntie said in a soft, gossip-y tone to another auntie in MANDARIN.

auntie 1: what did he say abt me?
auntie 2: *ignore*
auntie 1: what did he say abt me?
auntie 2: *looks at me pretending nothing happened*

fair enough, auntie had a bad day cause i totally understood what she just said. prolly thought i was cursing her of some sort. hahaha.
should have seen the look on her face. i guess the cheena-ness came in handy afterall.

i gained one thing today, civilianship. big hoohaa IC yada yada but i was still feeling quite empty inside. somehow.
maybe i was just hungry. hahahaha.






i say, " A CARD(cut) ABOVE THE REST". hahaha.
i just had to had to do that.   =)